Screw this. I’m going to deal with this the same way I solve every damn problem in my life: with a fabulous dress and a buttload of lies.
—Sansa Stark, A Feast for Crows (via incorrectgotquotes)
Just got a position as a volunteer museum guide! I am very excited! Now off to duolingo to brush up on my french!
I like hot girls, and I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I’m shallow.
—Oberyn Martell, A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)